The future of the Republic is up to you!

The country needs you! Select from 17 patriots (and some tyrants) and battle your way through the tree of liberty. Watch out for fireballs, slams, hurricane kicks and very fake news.


Choose your Patriot

Donald Trump


Extremely powerful ruler of the free world. Intelligent and handsome. Very high IQ. Fights like a trained assassin. Watchout for very fake news.

Hillary Clinton


Won the popular vote. Nasty woman. Extremely powerful trained assassin. Current president of the United States according to Fox News.

Bernie Sanders


Independent Democratic Socialist Senator from Vermont. Strong supporter of Universal Health Care. 3rd Member of Run The Jewels.

Barack Obama


44th President of the United States. First African American President. US Senator. President of Harvard Law Review. The Marxist in Mom Jeans. GOAT.

Choose your weapon

Telling you which console to use is oppressive and tyrannical. This is about freedom. Freedom to chose how and where you want to play.

Have an iPhone? You can play. Android? No problem. PC Gamers, we built this for you. In 4K. Download from Steam for PC (or Mac).

We didn't stop there. XBox One, Nintendo Switch and Playstation users can look for us in early 2018.

Coming Soon

Nintendo Switch
XBox One

Frequently Asked Questions

  • It crashes during loading!

    We aware of a bug that affects some iPhone 6 and older Androids that cause the game to crash during loading. We are working on optimizing and compressing the high-res assets for mobile. We're sorry for this. We are working every day and night to fix this.

  • Is the game available on XBox, Switch or PS4?

    Not yet. We are working on it. We are now live in Steam. We are also in the App Store and Google Play. We will post on our social media before launch. Please follow us for more updates.

  • Bernie lost his hair during a fight.

    We know about this and we think it's kind of funny. We can't find this bug. It doesn't happen all the time so we felt it's just the cost of battle.

  • The loading screens take a long time!

    We built this game in 4K. We have very high resolution assets to make for the best gaming experience possible. We are working on improving this. We will be updating the loaders along with optimizing the assets for mobile.

  • I Don't understand the controls. How do I play this?

    We tried our best to make the controls easy and familiar. Some of you are familiar with the Street Fighter 2 moves. Some of you are too young to remember that game. We will be updating our loading screens with instructional overlays. In the meantime, please use Versus Mode > Player vs Player and test out the controls. Think of that as a training room.

Summon us

Don't contact us. We're just idiot game developers. Contact Congress. Call. Email. Tweet. Fax. Seriously get involved. Stay Woke! The future is up to you. If you really want to tell us how much you love the game and how happy it makes you, or you discovered a bug, hit us up on social media.

Slide into our DMs.

Questions? Comments? Bugs?

Have questions for us? Suggestions? Found a bug? Use this form and we'll get to it.